2023 Vintage: The “Expend4bles” Title
Why the “4”? Because that’s the number of people who actually enjoyed it according to the Razzies. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Expend4bles” Title
2023 Archive: The “Nepo Baby” Debate
Why was everyone checking family trees? People realized that half of Hollywood is just the “sequel” to their parents. They spent the year looking for… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Nepo Baby” Debate
2022 Vintage: The Barbarian (Movie) Fan
Don’t go into the basement to find the bulb. Just don’t. Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022 – The Year of the Multiverse… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Barbarian (Movie) Fan
2022 Archive: The Scared Tree
Why did the pine tree go to the barber? It needed to be “needled.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition… Read More »2022 Archive: The Scared Tree
2022 Vintage: The 4K Video
Why did the blonde put four keys on her monitor? She heard she was watching a “4K” video. Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2022 Vintage: The 4K Video
2021 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Abandonment
Why were we worried about the scanners in Kabul? Because we left the “Bad Guy List” on a device that’s now being used as a… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Abandonment
2021 Vintage: The Billie Eilish “Happier Than Ever”
Why the blonde hair? Because Billie ditched the neon green for a classic Hollywood look and a rock-heavy title track that proved she could scream… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Billie Eilish “Happier Than Ever”
2020 Vintage: The Mike Tyson “Toad” Trip
Why was Mike so calm? Because he admitted he smoked toad venom before the fight to find “inner peace” (and the energy to punch Roy… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Mike Tyson “Toad” Trip
2020 Legacy: The Hamilton Disney+ Drop
I finally saw the play! Now I can sing all the words to a historical rap while sitting on my sofa in a bathrobe. Part… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Hamilton Disney+ Drop
2020 Vintage: The Jimmy Butler Coffee
Why was coffee in the NBA Bubble $20? Because Jimmy Butler opened a cafe in his hotel room and charged his millionaire colleagues full price… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Jimmy Butler Coffee