Why were we worried about the scanners in Kabul? Because we left the “Bad Guy List” on a device that’s now being used as a paperweight by the bad guys.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Patriot" vs. "Everything"
Why is the Patriot the MVP? Because it’s the only 40-year-old in ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition
In 1996, the military world was caught between two eras. We were ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Tactical" Fitness (Smart Rings)
Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 1995 “Stealth & Software” Edition
In 1995, the world’s militaries were transitioning from "Grand St...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Quantum" Encryption Race
Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Transformation" of the Navy (Constellation-class)
Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition
In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Budget Cuts” Edition
In 2012, the military survived the supposed Mayan end of the worl...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Deepfakes
Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Targeting" Pod (Sniper Gen 10)
Why the 12K upgrade? To see if the enemy soldier is using a "Pro"...read more »
2024 Classic: The F-16 Arrival
Why did the F-16 take 2 years to get to Ukraine? Because the "Unb...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Targeting" AI (Project Maven 2.0)
Why the 16K upgrade? To see if the enemy general has "Read Receip...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
M’lady... this joke is superb.