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2021 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Abandonment

Why were we worried about the scanners in Kabul? Because we left the “Bad Guy List” on a device that’s now being used as a paperweight by the bad guys.

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition
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2024 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Deepfakes
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2024 Classic: The F-16 Arrival
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover11/25/2009 19:44You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@QuickTime_Viewer01/20/1999 22:35Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Hotmail_Checker10/05/2002 06:36Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
@Melrose_Place_Fan04/16/2012 07:35Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Anchorman_Ron03/21/2005 03:48I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Chain_Mail_Hater06/19/2008 07:48I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@Hat_Tip_Sir05/12/2003 08:42M’lady... this joke is superb.

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