Why was Mike so calm? Because he admitted he smoked toad venom before the fight to find “inner peace” (and the energy to punch Roy Jones Jr.).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
Scouting the web for gems like this.
Deal with it. This is gold.