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2015 Vintage: The Coffee

 I’m “brewing” some serious theories.

Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X07/31/2011 18:38Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@SoundBlaster_1604/12/1995 02:55I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Clueless_Cher04/14/1998 17:26As if! This is too funny.
@Cheers_Norm04/08/1999 00:55Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie06/05/2002 10:35Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei05/15/2011 23:29You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Dale_Doback_Fan07/13/2006 19:49Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Philosoraptor_X03/08/2003 04:14If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Search_Scout_9905/23/2011 00:52Scouting the web for gems like this.

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