2019 Vintage: The “Bad Guy” Billie Eilish
She’s whispering, she’s wearing baggy clothes, and she’s the “bad guy.” Duh. 2019 is the year the “Anti-Pop Star” took over the world. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Bad Guy” Billie Eilish
2019 Archive: The Insurance
I asked if they cover ‘Influencer Fatigue.’ They said, “Only if you have over 100k followers.” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok… Read More »2019 Archive: The Insurance
2019 Archive: The Heart
“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m watching the Avengers: Endgame trailer!” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2019 “TikTok Boom & Deepfake Diagnosis” Edition archive.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Heart
2019 Archive: The Avengers
Endgame: Why did the lawyer represent the people who came back after “The Snap”? To file for “wrongful inheritance distribution” and get their houses back from… Read More »2019 Archive: The Avengers
2017 Archive: The Star Wars (Last Jedi) Fan
One, but they toss the old bulb over their shoulder and walk away to live on an island. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes:… Read More »2017 Archive: The Star Wars (Last Jedi) Fan
2017 Vintage: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Bit
2017 Archive: The Gucci Gang
Why was the traveler saying “Gucci Gang” 50 times? Because Lil Pump made him believe that repeating two words was a valid way to spend… Read More »2017 Archive: The Gucci Gang
2017 Vintage: The Covfefe Mystery
“What does ‘Covfefe’ mean?” “It’s a secret code between husbands. It means: ‘I’m hiding in the garage and I’m not coming out until the company leaves’.”… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Covfefe Mystery
2016 Archive: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 58 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Archive: The Bit
2016 Legacy: The Laser Printer Transition
The congregation admiring how clean and sharp the text looks in the weekly bulletin because the office finally replaced the old ink-smeared mimeograph machine with… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Laser Printer Transition