Why did Braveheart win? Because “Blue Paint” was the most innovative technology available in 13th-century Scotland (and 1990s Hollywood).
Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 1996 “Braveheart, Apollo 13 & Whoopi’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition
In 2006, the 78th Academy Awards delivered a plot twist that even...read more »
2025 Archive: Conan’s "Tall" Jokes
Why did the stage looks so small? Because Conan O’Brien is so tal...read more »
2024 Archive: Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s Speech
Why was it so moving? Because she proved that "Supporting" isn't ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Visual Effects
Why was Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes a lock? Because making ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Tom Cruise "Stunt" Video
Why was he there? To remind us that he’s still doing his own stun...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did 20 Days in Mariupol win? To remind us that while we’re we...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2017 “Moonlight, La La Land & The Wrong Envelope” Edition
In 2017, the 89th Academy Awards taught us that even in a world o...read more »
39 Oscars Jokes: The 2023 “Multiverses, Hot Dog Fingers & The Brenaissance” Edition
In 2023, the 95th Academy Awards proved that if you have enough g...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Oppenheimer" Detonation
Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Selena Gomez win? To prove that "Only Murders in the Buil...read more »
😜 More from category: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2022 “CODA, The Slap & Dune’s Desert Sweep” Edition
In 2022, the 94th Academy Awards returned to the Dolby Theatre an...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Documentary Short
Why did the "Global Warming" doc win? To remind us that the red c...read more »
42 Oscars Jokes: The 2011 “The King’s Speech, Franco’s Nap & The Social Network Snub” Edition
In 2011, the 83rd Academy Awards tried to attract a younger audie...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Ridley Scott Win
Why did he finally win Best Director? Because after 40 years of A...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
One does not simply read one joke.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!