“What does ‘Covfefe’ mean?” “It’s a secret code between husbands. It means: ‘I’m hiding in the garage and I’m not coming out until the company leaves’.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
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2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Nintendo Switch 2 Rumors
"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Relationship
"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.