2013 Vintage: The Frozen Effect
Why was the family trip to Norway so loud? Because the kids sang “Let It Go” for 12 hours straight, and the dad was ready… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Frozen Effect
2013 Archive: The Beyonce “Surprise Album”
Why did everyone at the airport freak out in December? Because Queen Bey dropped an album with no warning and the Wi-Fi crashed instantly. Part… Read More »2013 Archive: The Beyonce “Surprise Album”
2013 Vintage: Best Rap Album
Why Take Care? Because Drake made “crying in a Bentley” a legitimate sub-genre of Hip-Hop. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2013 “Babel, Bow… Read More »2013 Vintage: Best Rap Album
2012 Classic: The iPhone “Panoramic” Mode
Why was the boss turning in circles? He was trying to take a “wide photo” of the cafeteria and ended up looking like a human… Read More »2012 Classic: The iPhone “Panoramic” Mode
2011 Vintage: The Office Assistant (Clippy) Ghost
Why was the clerk nervous? He swore he saw a “Paperclip” in the corner of his Windows 7 screen. Part of the 76 Office Groaners:… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Office Assistant (Clippy) Ghost
2011 Archive: Game of Thrones (Season 1)
Why did everyone look so worried about the weather? Because the show premiered, and “Winter is Coming” became the only valid way to complain about… Read More »2011 Archive: Game of Thrones (Season 1)
2011 Archive: The “Someone Like You” Adele
Why was the 4th so tearful? Because Adele’s piano ballad made everyone miss an ex they didn’t even have. Part of the 37 Fourth of… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Someone Like You” Adele
2011 Archive: The “Red Riding Hood” Burn
Why Amanda Seyfried? For a movie that tried to be Twilight with a wolf and failed at both. Part of the 41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011… Read More »2011 Archive: The “Red Riding Hood” Burn
2011 Classic: The Green Lantern Disappointment
Ryan Reynolds has a CGI suit. Even he looks like he wants to leave the movie. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral… Read More »2011 Classic: The Green Lantern Disappointment
2011 Legacy: Siri (iPhone 4S)
Why was dinner late? Because Dad spent three hours asking his new assistant, “Siri, where is the stuffing?” and she kept showing him the nearest… Read More »2011 Legacy: Siri (iPhone 4S)