Why was dinner late? Because Dad spent three hours asking his new assistant, “Siri, where is the stuffing?” and she kept showing him the nearest gas station.
Part of the 35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2011 “Winter is Coming & Siri” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
1995 Joke: Why Was The Corn
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2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
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38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The "De-Extinction" Ham
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2025 Classic: The "Everything is Subscription" Era
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
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