Endgame: Why did the lawyer represent the people who came back after “The Snap”? To file for “wrongful inheritance distribution” and get their houses back from the 50% who stayed.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.