2001 Archive: The Cookies
Why did the blonde look inside her computer? She was looking for the “cookies” the websites promised her. Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2001 Archive: The Cookies
2001 Classic: The Globalization
A guy orders a beer from every continent. The bartender says, “I can do that, but your liver is going to need a passport.” Part… Read More »2001 Classic: The Globalization
2001 Archive: The Coaster
A guy uses his coaster to balance his uneven table. The bartender says, “That’s a $0.05 solution to a $50 problem.” Part of the 74… Read More »2001 Archive: The Coaster
2001 Vintage: Legally Blonde
Why was the gift wrap all pink? Because Elle Woods convinced the world that being “fabulous” and “smart” required a lot of glitter and a… Read More »2001 Vintage: Legally Blonde
1999 Legacy: The Window
I’m an optimist. I’m just looking for an opening. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Vintage: The Euro is Born (Sort of)
Why were Europeans practicing math? Because the exchange rates were locked, and everyone was preparing for the day their local currency turned into a “historical… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Euro is Born (Sort of)
1998 Vintage: The Supermarket Scanner Stand-Off
Demanding that the cashier manually type in the price of a can of creamed corn because the automated laser scanner registered a price that was… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Supermarket Scanner Stand-Off
1997 Archive: The Mike Piazza Trade Talk
Why was LA nervous? Because the best hitting catcher in history was about to become too expensive for Hollywood. Part of the 45 Sports Jokes:… Read More »1997 Archive: The Mike Piazza Trade Talk
1997 Legacy: The Versace
My wife is reading about Italian fashion. I told her my flannel shirt is “Seattle Chic.” She called it “Lumberjack Sadness.” Part of the 65… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Versace
1996 Classic: The Reflex
He tapped my knee, and nothing happened. He said, “Well, your insurance must have expired. Your body isn’t even trying anymore.” Part of the 55… Read More »1996 Classic: The Reflex