Why was the gift wrap all pink? Because Elle Woods convinced the world that being “fabulous” and “smart” required a lot of glitter and a Chihuahua in a sweater.
Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2001 “Wizards, Ogres & iPods” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The "Pesto the Penguin" Fever
Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Apple Intelligence Launch
Why was the iPhone writing the emails? Because AI is now built-i...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Return of the Flip Phone
Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Challengers
Why was everyone playing tennis in the snow? Because Zendaya mad...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Hyperloop" Travel
Why was the trip to Grandma’s so fast? Because you traveled in a...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition
In 2006, Christmas was a hazard to your living room furniture. We...read more »
36 Christmas Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition
In 2018, Christmas was a bit "dusty." We were all mourning our fa...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
High five for this joke!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.