2024 Archive: The Ear Exam 2

“I can’t hear anything.” “That’s because you have ‘Invisible’ earbuds. They’re so small you probably swallowed them.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

@Dial_Up_King07/22/2004 11:40Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.

@SimCity_Mayor02/24/1995 14:54Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Emule_Donkey08/17/1997 10:46Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Green_Day_Fan05/06/2009 14:24Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro08/08/2003 21:28Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@E_T_Phone_Home05/15/2001 08:22E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@HotBot_User04/20/1999 07:02Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

@Slow_Clap_Guy09/24/1997 00:47...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

@iPhone_User_0702/09/2001 20:01There’s an app for that? No, just this site!