2005 Legacy: The Hitch Rules

Will Smith taught me that 90% of a kiss is your job, and 10% is hers. I tried it; she was waiting for the other 10% for a long time.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Welcome to 1999 – the year we partied like it was, well, 1999. It...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

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My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

We’ve archived 30 years of jokes, observations, and digital shif...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

Step into 2023 – the year we all wore pink to watch a movie about...read more »

Step into 2013 – the year of the Frozen takeover, the launch of V...read more »

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Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

@Lion_King_Simba11/06/2006 11:14Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Harry_Potter_Hermione07/18/1996 04:06It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Dark_Knight_Joker12/22/2008 17:04Why so serious? Read this joke!

@About_Dot_Com12/23/2008 20:30The human guide to online humor.

@Shut_Up_Money09/11/2000 06:48Shut up and take my laughter!