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2005 Vintage: Walk the Line

 Why was Joaquin Phoenix so deep? Because in 2005, he became Johnny Cash so well that we forgot he ever played a creepy Roman Emperor.

Part of the 39 Celebrity Jokes: The 2005 “Me at the Zoo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator03/08/2009 05:25/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Firewall_Wizard02/28/1999 07:40Letting this joke through the port.
@Hellboy_Red03/24/1995 22:57I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Nirvana_Teen07/29/2013 11:46Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Green_Day_Fan04/01/1997 11:44Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Orange_Mocha_F07/27/2015 09:26Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Prestige_World_W03/31/2005 17:00Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Success_Kid_Win08/11/1998 08:17Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh09/17/1996 10:24Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Fred_Channel_0602/25/2000 04:59HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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