2004 Classic: The Flip Phone snapping

She snaps her phone shut so hard I’m surprised it doesn’t create a sonic boom.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

An anagram of mother-in-law is woman Hitler.read more »

Do you know, my mother-in-law has vanished, just disappeared from...read more »

You know, I don’t know what I’d do without my mother-in-law – but...read more »

I always know when it’s the mother-in-law knocking at the door be...read more »

Safety first, especially when the family is involved.I asked my m...read more »

In 2001, we were putting "1,000 songs in our pocket" with the fir...read more »

Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her slee...read more »

We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappag...read more »

Mother in law got pulled over. Cop asked: "Whats in the bottle?" ...read more »

My wife said: ‘Can my mother come down for the weekend?’ So I sai...read more »

Even pets have to take sides in the family battle.I bought a parr...read more »

In 1999, everyone was hoarding canned goods and bottled water whi...read more »

My mother-in-law said to me one day, “One of these days I’m going...read more »

One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »

@Burning_CDs05/09/2008 07:36I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Palm_Pilot_User05/27/1995 01:28Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan01/29/2006 12:36This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@Champ_Kind_Wham07/15/2010 18:38WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob03/27/2003 15:19The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Safari_Surfer08/26/2005 15:29A wild laugh appeared!