2004 Classic: The Blood Pressure

It went up when the doctor told me he doesn’t take ‘TheFacebook’ messages as official appointments.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »

"I'm the first surgeon to be 50% machine." "And 100% overpriced."...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

@DialUp_Dreamer12/04/2007 01:06Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.

@RoboCop_9009/27/2003 22:46Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.

@CatDog_Alone04/02/2002 02:13One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Leave_Britney_A09/28/2011 02:12Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!

@Retro_End_User02/18/2003 15:49The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.