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1997 Classic: Austin Powers

 Why was everything “Groovy, baby”? Because Mike Myers convinced us that bad teeth and velvet suits were the ultimate secret agent accessories.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Quake_Fragger08/04/2008 11:22M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@South_Park_Cartman05/25/2003 09:11Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Java_Applet_User01/13/1997 19:30This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Nirvana_Teen08/14/2015 01:56Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Powerpuff_Bubbs08/01/2015 13:28Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Heathers_Winona09/10/2004 01:54Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@Hi5_Pro_User10/19/2006 19:49High five for this joke!
@Browser_War_V09/10/2005 17:52Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.
@Podcast_Listener03/28/2003 19:56I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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