Why was Ron Burgundy so confident? Because in 2004, if you had a thick mustache and read the teleprompter, you were a god—even if you told San Diego to go perform an impossible act on itself.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!