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2016 Archive: Zayn (Pillowtalk)

 Why was he so loud? Because in 2016, he wanted to make sure everyone knew he was definitely not in One Direction anymore.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Demogorgons” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper07/15/2004 06:29Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Toy_Story_Buzz08/06/2014 00:57To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Linux_Distro_Fan12/01/2011 21:42Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Buffy_Summers_9703/21/1999 12:35Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Finding_Nemo_Dory09/27/2002 18:19Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Student_Life_0110/30/2000 21:39Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Terran_Marine07/06/1995 04:59Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Captain_Obvious07/19/1996 13:36This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Futurama_Fry_M02/01/2002 17:51Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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