Why did the family fight last all day? Because half the table heard “Yanny” and the other half heard “Laurel,” and nobody actually heard the question “Who wants more gravy?”
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🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
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2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
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2024 Legacy: The "Man vs. Bear" Debate
Why was the hiking trip canceled? Because the internet spent a m...read more »
2024 Vintage: Taylor Swift at the Super Bowl
Why was the football game so "sparkly"? Because Taylor Swift arr...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
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2025 Classic: Avatar
Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Silent" Firework Trend
Why was the New Year’s preview so quiet? Because 2025 declared t...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Four Seasons Orlando" Baby
Why was the toddler so sophisticated? Because the internet found...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & iPad” Edition
In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »
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Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »
2025 Vintage: Fantastic Four
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34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
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