Why was she in the 80s? Because in 2020, the most powerful thing she could do was give us a reason to pay for HBO Max and wonder why there was a magical wishing stone.
Part of the 31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
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