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2009 Vintage: Windows 7

 Why was the computer actually working? Because “Windows 7 was my idea” (according to the commercials), and it finally fixed the disaster that was Vista.

Part of the 32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro05/11/2013 17:01Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Seinfeld_George12/03/1997 03:08What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Incredibles_Dash05/20/2002 21:49That was super fast and super funny!
@Winamp_Playlist11/09/2006 10:17Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@G_I_Joe_Real06/18/1998 03:02And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Fat_Bastard_Get06/15/1997 22:07Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Beanie_Campbell10/02/2005 15:11True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Charlie_Unicorn05/17/2013 17:13We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Streamer_Pro_9906/04/2013 18:44Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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