Why was the computer actually working? Because “Windows 7 was my idea” (according to the commercials), and it finally fixed the disaster that was Vista.
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🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
39 Christmas Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Upside Down” Edition
In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
1999 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowm...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Moo Deng" Hippo
Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »
41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, Christmas was a high-stakes survival game. You were eith...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Brain-Link" Gifts
Why is the teenager just blinking at the wall? Because he got a ...read more »
31 Christmas Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Deathly Hallows” Edition
In 2007, Christmas felt like the true start of the modern world. ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Wellness" Ornaments
Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
2024 Archive: The "BBL Drizzy" Beat
Why was the cousin humming a soul track? Because the internet tu...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition
In 2015, Christmas was a return to the stars. We were all arguing...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
What is the deal with these funny jokes?
That was super fast and super funny!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
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