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1997 Vintage: Will Smith (Men in Black)

 Why did Will Smith wear sunglasses all year? Because his career was so bright after MIB that he had to protect his own eyes from the glare of his royalty checks.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Angelfire_User01/02/2014 14:44Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
@Sidekick_User02/17/2011 09:53Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Independence_Day01/02/2001 00:16Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
@Coffee_Addict08/05/1995 19:24404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Animorphs_X05/03/2004 11:18I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Doge_Much_Funny06/20/2009 22:36Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Woman_Yelling_C03/10/1996 21:48The cat is just sitting there laughing!
@Web_Crawler_9612/09/2009 01:48Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Trogdor_Burn02/07/2015 11:57Burninating the countryside with laughter!

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