Why was the blonde proud of her computer? She programmed it to say “hello” when she turned it on.
🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
59 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K scare, Napster, and the rel...read more »
A blonde was trying to learn...
A blonde was trying to learn how to use her new smartphone. She a...read more »
41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive
Welcome to 2005 – the year YouTube was born and the first video w...read more »
A blonde went to the zoo...
A blonde went to the zoo and saw a sign that said "Don't feed the...read more »
A blonde kept a picture of...
A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could re...read more »
A blonde asked her friend What...
A blonde asked her friend "What does IDK stand for?" The friend s...read more »
A blonde tried to catch fog...
A blonde tried to catch fog yesterday. She mist.read more »
What do you...
What do you call a blonde with a map? Lost.read more »
A blonde swallowed a penny and...
A blonde swallowed a penny and said "Wow, I finally have some cha...read more »
What do blondes...
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »
😜 More from category: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
Welcome to 2004 – the year Facebook launched (only for Harvard!) ...read more »
67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive
Welcome to 2012 – the year we survived the Mayan apocalypse and w...read more »
63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
Welcome to 2002 – the year of Spider-Man, Kelly Clarkson, and the...read more »
44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2001 Digital Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year of the first iPod, the launch of Wikip...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
I see what you did there. Clever!
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.