It sounds like a deep conspiracy theory, but the scientific community is pretty sure about this one. It’s because they make up everything!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Why don't oysters donate to charity?
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54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why did the computer catch a cold?
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52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
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54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
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I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
i thought it was going to be a long story but the short ones are the best.
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
haha good one! why do we make life so complicated? love the simplicity here.
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.
literally me trying to fix my life every monday.