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Why don’t blondes eat pickles? They can’t get their head in the jar.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2005 Archive
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52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2004 Archive
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad02/20/2003 03:06Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@Austin_Powers_Doctor07/12/1999 06:51One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@SoundBlaster_AWE11/11/2005 21:39Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei09/03/1999 22:16You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Weird_Science_G10/30/2013 12:54We created a monster... of a joke!
@Bad_Luck_Brian09/28/2012 01:37Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Blink_Tag_User07/13/2008 18:36<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Banner_Exchange07/09/2005 12:56Click my banner for more laughs!
@Search_Scout_9907/10/2002 15:10Scouting the web for gems like this.
@DMOZ_Volunteer04/15/2002 19:00Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

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