It wasn’t because of the weather. It actually saw the salad dressing!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2007 "Touchscreen" Edition
The year 2007 changed everything. While the world was busy trying...read more »
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57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
Letting this joke through the port.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.