He wanted to stir up some knowledge during the test!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
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Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Professional humor for professional people.
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
This joke is an Epic Win!
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.
i am going to test this theory tonight. for science. lol.
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
simple and deep. its funny how the best things in life are always like this.