Because he wanted to reach a higher level of education. Talk about taking goals literally!
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
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Kid: I had a thought.
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
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Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
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49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
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He was outstanding in his field.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
The magic man... is laughing!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
classic humor, reminds me of the old internet forums from the 90s. love it!
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part. now i’m hungry. thanks…
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.