He wanted to go to high school! Talk about having big ambitions early on.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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It had too many problems.read more »
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They don’t have the guts.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
There is a joke in my boot!
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
One billion... laughs!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
i’m gonna need a bigger fridge for all these printouts.
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.