Because he had no body to go with. It’s a bit lonely at the top.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
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Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s...
Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt?
A: It’s a big waist ...read more »
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
my uncle used to tell this at every wedding. good memories.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.
i remember hearing this back in 1998 on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.