He wanted cold hard cash!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
As if! This is too funny.
Could this joke BE any funnier?
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
The human guide to online humor.
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haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
found this via a link on reddit. glad i clicked, worth it.
classic humor, reminds me of the good old days before the web got messy.
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.
i’m gonna tell this to my manager tomorrow and see what happens.