He wanted to be on time for his big ideas! A very punctual way to think.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
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Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.
lol so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
i remember hearing this back in 1998 on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.
found this via a link. glad i clicked.
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.