Because he’s a watchdog! It’s a bit of a luxury name for a furry friend.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: What's the difference between a...
Q: What's the difference between a "dad joke" and a "bad joke?"
...read more »
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That was super fast and super funny!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
The highest note of humor!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
RT if you think this is funny!
my wife is going to roll her eyes so hard at this. i cant wait.
best discovery since sliced bread. or pizza. mostly pizza.
i’m gonna test this theory tonight. for science.
i actually had a similar situation last week. life is a joke sometimes.
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.