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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
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52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
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Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
i’m laughing way harder than i should at this. help.
is it just me or is this actually a very deep philosophical thought??
lol, i actually spit out some water. note to self: dont drink while reading.