He was being incredibly optimistic today. He brought them just in case he got a hole in one!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
A joke for the end of the world.
... (Laughter in silence).
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!
not my proudest laugh, but i definitely laughed. sending this to my brother.
so much better than tiktok. real text humor.
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.
lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked.