Professional sports require a lot of preparation. He did it just in case he got a hole in one!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!...
Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot!
Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
M’lady... this joke is superb.
i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. total brain fog.
lol so true about managers. they never get the punchline anyway.
i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.