Because it was feeling crumb-y. Even treats have bad days.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
Kid: What’s a henweigh?...read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 "Quarantine" Edition
In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Why did the man get...
Q: Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: H...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
my grandma used to tell this one. good memories, thanks.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
i laughed, then i cried, then i laughed again.
my boss told me this joke and nobody laughed. i laughed here though. lol.
hahaha, my dad literally told me this yesterday at dinner. classic!