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Why did the computer go to the doctor?

It had a virus! Even technology needs a check-up.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready07/10/1999 04:11If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Sion_Partier04/12/2013 21:06The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Pretty_In_Pink11/20/2002 14:37Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Brick_Tamland_L12/21/2001 14:56I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@This_Is_Fine_Dog11/16/2012 04:28Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
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@Cloud_Computing09/27/2009 10:26Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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5 thoughts on “Why did the computer go to the doctor?”

  1. User_330
    User_330 [Human Verified]

    haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.

  2. User_528
    User_528 [Human Verified]

    totally agree with this one. quality of humor is related to sleep quality i guess.

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