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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Kid: I had a thought. Dad:...
Kid: I had a thought.
Dad: I thought I smelled something burning...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you put the...
Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out?
Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
sometimes you just need a stupid joke to feel better. this worked for me.
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.
haha good one! why do we make life so complicated? love the simplicity here.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.