It needed a serious break from the office grind. It just wanted to surf the net in peace.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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Because the students were too bright.read more »
63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 "Barbenheimer" Edition
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52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
Kid: What’s that? Dad: It’s a...
Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
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Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
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Why did the old man fall in the well?
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Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
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They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
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My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
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the logic here is flawless. if only my life was this simple lol.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio is back.
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
my wife is going to roll her eyes so hard at this. i cant wait.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online.