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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the book join the police?
It wanted to go undercover.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
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Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
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HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
i’ve been scrolling for an hour and this is the first one that made me laugh.
my cat usually acts as a natural alarm clock so i never win anyway…
found this via google search and i’m glad i did. bookmarked!
i’ve heard a version of this, but this one is much better.
classic! this is why i love this site. no ads, no trackers, just good jokes.