Because it went back four seconds! Dieting in the world of timekeeping is tough.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1995 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
Dad: What’s this vegetable called? Kid:...
Dad: What’s this vegetable called?
Kid: An artichoke.
Dad: Well...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
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Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!
One billion... laughs!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
i think i need to read this again… okay, now i got it. i am definitely tired.