Because it went back four seconds! Dieting in the time-stream is a challenge.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 "Infinity Puns" Edition
In 2018, the "Snap" changed the universe, but it didn't change yo...read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 "Finding Nemo" Edition
By 2003, the 21st century was starting to feel like home. While t...read more »
61 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
45 Original Dad Jokes: The 2021 "Ever Given" Edition
In 2021, we were all a little stuck—much like a giant cargo ship ...read more »
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
He was outstanding in his field.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
#funny #joke #retro #90s
lol, i actually spit out my coffee. thanks for that… not. haha.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
this is the peak of comedy. nothing can beat this today.
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!