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Why did the blonde wear glasses while eating?

Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:

Because she wanted to see her diet better.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde wear glasses while eating?”

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    User_120 [Human Verified]

    so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.

  2. User_680
    User_680 [Human Verified]

    wait… i had to read this twice to get it. does that make me a blonde too?? hahaha.

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