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Why did the blonde wear a life jacket to dinner?

I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share:

She heard there was a ‘floating’ buffet.

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@Zip_Drive_Owner02/15/2008 03:30Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker05/18/2010 01:12Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette09/15/2007 00:52I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Magic_SchoolBus05/23/2004 00:51Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Animorphs_X04/23/2014 20:49I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Digimon_Tamer03/21/2012 23:02My joke just digivolved into a better one!
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@Retro_End_User09/18/2005 21:38The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde wear a life jacket to dinner?”

  1. User_142
    User_142 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.

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