I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share:
She thought the ‘911’ on the side meant it was a Porsche.
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I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Super green! Hilarious!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
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3D laughs are the best!
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i’ve been scrolling for 10 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
classic 90s humor. reminds me of the jokes we used to tell in high school.
happiness is definitely not having to set an alarm. period.
does this work for blond guys too? asking for a friend… hahaha.
who even comes up with these? lmao, shared it with my family group chat.