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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.
lol, i love the “logic” here. it almost makes sense if you dont think about it.
literally the story of my life.
sharing this with my sister. she is going to hate me for this but its too good.
so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes on twitter.
found a typo but who cares, the joke is 10/10.
i’m still thinking about that last part. now i’m hungry. thanks…