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Why did the blonde take a ladder to the grocery store?

She heard that the prices had reached an all-time high!

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6 thoughts on “Why did the blonde take a ladder to the grocery store?”

  1. User_124
    User_124 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

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